The Lonely Hobbit

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)

↖ is happy you’re alive.

(Source: wolftyla)

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

ohshititsgreg:

What is ‘nudes’ someone show me

(Source: sshota)

pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

wiredwhimsicalities:

me avoiding my responsibilities 

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

mychemicaltoast:

comeonputonyourwarpaint:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

WE ARE THE JACK-O’-LANTERNS IN JULY SETTING FIRE TO THE S KY

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the earth killed the dinosaurs so we will avenge them by using their remains to kill the earth

memejacker:

oddbagel:

but the meteors killed the dinosaurs

the meteor kicked up dust which blocked out the sun

dust which came from the earth, who the dinosaurs trusted

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you